Oh my gosh! I love it! Ya'll know I don't forward emails, but this one was sent to me by my cousin, Michele, and she laughed out loud and so did I. At least one of these will make you smile.
Maintain a Healthly Level of Insanity-
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sundglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo field of all you checks, write 'For marijuana'
6. Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall rather than walk! and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is 'To Go'.
10. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
11.Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
12. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
14. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let
one of you go.'
Ha-ha-ha :)